Harry Potter and the Spell book of Desires
Chapter Thirty – The Twins Come of Age
As March wound down and April approached, the school was abuzz from the latest sex scandal involving Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and nearly half of the school. So prodigious were the circumstances of the abnormally graphic and revealing pictures and subsequent article on the scandal, the Hogwarts Board of Governors and several Ministry officials made formal inquiries into the happenings at Hogwarts. The only punishment to be doled out from the entire affair was for Hermione to receive special counseling sessions from her Head of House, Professor McGonagall. That wasn’t the only exciting thing going on at Hogwarts however; Fred and George Weasley were all set to celebrate their seventeen birthday. Like all seventeenth birthdays in the wizarding world, the Weasley twins’ seventeenth would be no different, except for the fact that they were planning the largest practical joke ever to celebrate it. Because the twins’ birthday fell directly on April Fool’s Day, the twins had a certain amount of fun every year celebrating their birthday by playing hilarious practical jokes on anyone they could think of. This year was a special one, and for that reason, they had quite the elaborate plan set up for the celebration of their coming of age. Unfortunately, the Spell book of Desires had been stolen out from under them some time ago, but the last spell they had taken a look at, was a perfect fit for their plan.
“I hope you remember how to do this, or all are hard work will be for nothing!” Fred said to his brother, as they planned out their masterpiece. The plan was an intricate one; it would involve the twins sneaking down to the Slytherin common room underneath Harry’s invisibility cloak, gaining access, placing enchantments on all Slytherin students’ clothing and exiting without getting caught. During the evening meal in the Great Hall on their birthday, the twins would make a few simple wand movements while everyone is eating and with that, every single piece of Slytherin students’ clothing would disappear. In the resulting chaos and confusion, no one would see the cameras Fred and George had already set up, magically snapping away at the naked pandemonium. The pictures would serve a dual purpose; embarrass the hell out of every Slytherin student, and provide a suitable scapegoat for Hermione, Harry and Ron’s sexual antics in the Daily Prophet. They had already run the plan past Harry and Ron; not just because it was one hell of an idea, but because enchanting all of the Slytherin students’ clothing was just too big of a job for them to do alone. They would gain access the night before their birthday and let Harry and Ron in after them to speed up the process. Harry and Ron only agreed to their unbelievably complex and perverted plan under one condition; that the twins lure Rita Skeeter to a place of their choosing under the pretense of buying more pictures of a sexual nature for her to plaster all over the front page of the Daily Prophet. Harry and Ron felt a little guilty for turning their best friend into a whore and the laughing stock of the whole school and magical world. Their devious plan was to lure Rita to an isolated location, where they would show her who the real whore is. The night before the twins’ birthday, Fred and George used Harry’s invisibility cloak to sneak into the Slytherin common room when one of the students said the password and walked inside. They waited in the common room, under the cloak, for a couple of hours until the last student had gone up to his dormitory and called it a night. They then quietly pulled off the invisibility cloak and opened the door to let Harry and Ron in, and after ten more minutes of waiting for them to make it to dungeons, all four of them started their rounds; casting the vanishing enchantment on every single piece of Slytherin clothing. The spell was quite easy and was able to enchant more than one piece of clothing at once, so it only took a few short hours. They had to be extra careful not to wake any of the students, or they would have been in real trouble. While in the seventh year girls’ dormitories, Fred and George decided to get a quick preview of what they would be seeing the next evening. There was only one attractive seventh year female Slytherin, and although she was just as big of a bitch as every other Slytherin girl, Fred and George couldn’t help but take a peek at her gorgeous teen body. “She’s pretty hot, isn’t she George?” Fred whispered to his brother, as they crept up to her bunk under the invisibility cloak they had kept with them. The Slytherin girl was wearing some extremely revealing lingerie. She was lying on her stomach, on top of her bed covers and both Fred and George had a perfect view of her juicy teen ass. As they stood by the bed and took in the girl’s great body, both twins couldn’t help themselves any longer and just had to reach out from under the cloak and give her great ass a good squeeze. “Mmmmmm! Mr. Malfoy… That feels so good!” she moaned in satisfaction as both Fred and George molested her sweet teen ass. “Huh… The bitch thinks were Lucius Malfoy… I bet she’s his little whore!” George whispered to his brother, as his fingers slipped underneath the band holding up her thong. He tugged them down and the twins were treated to both her supple naked ass and just a hint of her tight little teen pussy. Not wanting to wake her up though, the twins each gave her ass one last squeeze and then left to finish the rest of their work. Harry and Ron finished almost at the same time the twins had, and after rooting through the Slytherin common room for anything they could use to further incriminate Slytherin House, the four pranksters left the common room and went back up to Gryffindor Tower. The next day, Harry, Ron, Fred and George were all smiles as they celebrated the twins’ birthday all day long, just waiting for the evening meal in the Great Hall. Fred and George’s Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes were on special for their birthday, and that included their adult line, which had done exceedingly well over the past few months. Demand for the sex oriented potions and spells had reached new highs, even though the twins no longer had the Spell book of Desires. They could reproduce the potions and spells they had already mastered and developed for their Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes, but they had no way to introduce any new products into the line.
The twins filled the day by playing hilarious jokes on anyone they could find. They made sure to set up a few hidden cameras in the Great Hall when no one was around, making certain they had concrete proof that it was they who concocted such a brilliant April Fools prank. The day seemed to fly by with all the fun they were having, and before they knew it, the time to unleash their greatest practical joke was at hand. Fred and George walked down with Harry and Ron to the Great Hall, with all of them nearly in tears from how funny the joke was going to be. They sat together, and after the last Slytherin student sat down at their table, Fred and George suddenly stood up and waved their wands about, finishing the vanishing enchantment and making all the Slytherins’ clothing disappear in an instant. ‘AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHH!” screamed almost every Slytherin after a second or two. Almost every single piece of their clothing had disappeared, other than a few socks and a couple of pairs of underwear. Everyone in the hall stood up immediately to see why all the Slytherins were screaming and running for the exits while indeterminable clicks from the well-hidden cameras rang throughout the hall. Malfoy was the most noticeable one running around naked; his tiny limp dick was once again the laughing stock of the school as he also ran for the exit. The whole hall broke out in raucous laughter; all the students and even a few of the professors at the front couldn’t help but giggle at the hilarity and craziness of the situation. The laughs from the Gryffindor table were loudest of all, especially those coming from Harry, Ron, Fred and George; the masterminds behinds the April Fools practical joke. Part one of the plan was now over as the Slytherin students bolted for their own common room, hoping to cover up their shame with the clothing from their rooms. Part two was about to commence, with the removal of the hidden cameras and the meeting with Rita Skeeter. As the twins took the cameras back up to their room to be developed, Harry and Ron left the hall to meet up with Rita Skeeter. Fred and George had told her to meet them in the second floor girls’ lavatory because of its relative seclusion. Moaning Myrtle haunted the gloomy bathroom and although Harry had often tried to avoid the bathroom since his second year, Fred and George told him and Ron to go ahead and make Rita at ease while they went to work on the pictures. Fred and George might be setting Rita up for a little payback from Harry and Ron, but they still intended to give her the photos of the naked Slytherins. The pictures would take the heat off Harry, Ron and Hermione, all the while, embarrassing the hell out of Malfoy and the rest of his malevolent house. Harry had his own plan made up for when Rita entered the bathroom looking for her tantalizing pictures. He had kept the “Essence of Love” perfume Fred and George had given him and after he placed a hair from Ron’s head into the perfume, it was ready to instantly attract any woman to the two of them.